Offensive.

As of tomorrow I will be starting my 13 month better myself goal. Which means I'm going to make a effort to be nicer to people. SO before I start, I'm going to let out all my rude, offensive, insensitive opinions.

To parents :
I do not care if your baby is a week old, or 30 years old. You do NOT know every single thing there is about parenting. It just annoys people when you post constant pictures and explanations about how to do things. Yes we all know not to put windex in our kids food. We are all aware that babies go in car seats. We get it. Shut up about it. Also, YOUR way of parenting is right for YOU. Doesn't make it right all together. Stop forcing your parenting beliefs down others throats.


To people offering me repetitive parenting advice.
It is no secret that I do not take advice well, I do ask for advice from time to time but other then that, I'd rather not receive it. Usually I have no problem shrugging it off and ignoring you, but when it is repetitive things I get annoyed. Loganne is almost 16 months old, if I've never taken your cry it out advice, I'm not going to start, If I havnt taken your cloth diaper advice, or your baby food advice, your breast feeding, formula, teething tips, whatever else advice, I'm not going to. Stop bringing up the same shitty ideas over and over again. Once is enough. Drop it.

KEVIN and MYSELF are Logannes parents. US and only US are responsible for raising her, WE get to make the choices for her. You don't get to have a say in how I dress her, what I feed her, what I do with her, what I teach her, when I put her to bed, how I handle situations. etc. It is none of your concern. And frankly, no one even has the right to ask us how we do things, unless asking for advice. If you are part of our lives your only role is to enjoy her, laugh with her, play with her, spoil her. Not raise her. IF you want a child to raise, have your own.


Less parenting, more life -

Weight issues.
Anyone who has ever eaten with me has asked how I stay so skinny. It's not rocket science. Look at my plate. I have mostly salad on it. I don't eat desert. And I don't sit on my ass all day and eat cookies. If you wanna lose weight stop eating like a overweight person. You don't need to make a cake just because. You shouldnt be eating a tub of ice cream at nine o clock at night. And mcdonalds shouldn't happen every day.I get up. I move. I eat healthy. If you are sitting in front of me eating a bag of chips and complaining about how your pants are too tight, I will have no sympathy. Know why it's so hard to lose weight? Cause people try too hard to do it. You all go on these crazy diets and start insane excersize programs and get tired of it in a month. You don't have to join a gym and live off lettus. You can just get up and clean your house and eat a chocolate bar, just don't go crazy. 90 % rule - be healthy and active 90% of the time. Cheat and be unhealthy and lazy when you want to. Just not every freaking day.


Facebook
K. you're having a bad day. Fine. Call or text someone. You don't need to alert 900 people that someone just sneezed on you. Fuck. I hate facebook. I'm on it to share Loganne updates with her family. Other then that it's just a bunch of whiney people looking for sympathy. No one really cares that you don't want to work this weekend. I post things like how tired I am or something, and guess what, it gets no comments or likes, cause NO ONE CARES. Facebook is not your therapist. If you have something to complain about, I'm sure you have a friend or family member to talk too. If you don't then you need to get off facebook and go meet someone. Also - yeah yeah yeah. Kids are being bullied and animals are being abused. WE KNOW. Go do something about it, posting it on facebook isn't doing anything.


Self obsorbed people.
Yes. Everyone likes to talk about themselves and their kids. I do, you do, EVERYONE DOES. But that doesn't mean thats all you should talk about. Really, I don't care if you have a stuffy nose and your baby just smiled for the hundredth time today. I'll talk about you and your kid for a while, sure. I like to know whats going on in my friends lives. But every. single. day. all. day. is way too much. Theres other things in the world to talk about. And by the way, after I listen to four hours about what your kid did today, it's manners to ask about mine.



This one is EXTRA harsh.

If you are looking for kevin, wondering about kevin, wanting to make plans with kevin, have something to say to kevin, speak to kevin. I'm not your mediator. If you want me, then talk to me. But I'm not here to relay messages to kevin. Also - If I do something you don't like, remember this. Say it to me. You don't need to be texting/messaging kevin about me. Trust me. I have no problem "resolving" any issues you have with me.


Me being nice to you is a honor. Don't abuse the priviledge. If I find that you have said something about me, or treat me in a disrespectful way, do not be suprised and play victim when I am a total cunt to you.


Mind games.
I am very familiar with the "he said she said" talk behind your back but play nice to your face kind of games. It's a part of everyones life whether you want to admit it or not. I don't play these games. But if you want to start a game, I will play it better. Fair warning.


I've been extremely nice to people lately, more so then I should be. Lately I've taken alot of shit and I'm not thrilled about it. My next 13 months is about being nicer to people and being a better person. This blog post is so I can absolutely PISS OFF anyone who I should not have involved in my life, so you can all be offended and go away. If you so chose to stick around and I have offended you, then you are more then welcome to message me about this and we can absolutely go through every point I have made until we can hopefully resolve whatever issues there may be. Other then that, I'm done being nice to people who do not deserve it.